Graboids

How is kitchen formed?

If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol

Sewerage explosion imminent.

Daddy where do sheds come from?

Well, son.......

Telltale ❤️

The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

Spiciest pillow

Mole people

Did anyone any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

I think my house is pregernet??

Men will literally fuck anything

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

Tremors

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

That's a water leak.

Probably capitalism.

It's water is going to break any day now.

This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

Whale

When earth and water love each other very much...

War of the Worlds.

Poke it.

The graboid wasn't able to bust through the subflooring.

Clearly a sandstorm in search of spice

Preganté

Obese relative locked up in the cellar?

I'm legit baffled.

wilson's the father

Tony Hawks Kitchen Skater