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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Please tag NSFW. Not trying to get fired over these steamy newts...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    she turned me into a newt!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Well... they're not Republican, or they'd have used Newt Gingrich for the first one, and the little girl from the Aliens movie in the second.

    EDIT: update movie link to working one.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)
    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm sorry, Your Honor, newths

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    He's where the fun is at

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