The key to a good conspiracy theory is throwing in enough partially true things to achieve suspension of disbelief. Oh and bigotry helps.

A NASA logo with the star of David and a devil face appear next to the text "Nasa in Hebrew is נָשָׁא which means transgender"  A screaming child surrounded by flames is accompanied by the text "Rocket fuel is also known as 'Devil's Venom'" 4 transgender flags with an arrow pointing at a rainbow colored moon with text above reading "They will perform a 'trans-lunar injection' to enslave our children"

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[–] 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

"My girlfriend trans'd the moon."

"That's great, buddy!"

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What the hell is wrong with these white spaces, that is almost unreadable. I mean it fits the message, bullshit typography for bullshit content, so I guess good job?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Shush.. DO NOT REVEAL OUR SECRETS

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I replaced my blood with rocket fuel and now I'm transitioning five more times per minute!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Least unhinged MAGAt

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    i like the implication that the moon is already gay

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This is why all tradesmen drive Transit vans. They are installing COVID 6g chips in our homes to spread woke ideology and make us feel tired and poor all the time.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    “Meta” apparently means “shit” in Hebrew

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    No, it doesn't. It means a feminine singular past tense of "died". As in, (she) died. There was a briefly popular joke when they first announced the name change, saying "Facebook meta" - Facebook died.

    חרא means shit.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Trying to comprehend this hurts my brain in a good way

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I don't like them putting chemicals in space that turn the friggin' moon gay!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I trans'ed to agender about 20 years ago.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    lol… flatturds (that is, those idiots who claim earth is flat) used to say NASA means ‘deception’ in Hebrew. It seems the meaning changes according to the idiocy you want to support.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The us government will now declare the moon a terrorist state and invade it. All astronauts sent to the moon unfortunately came down with an irreversible case of the gay. The us government sends condolences to their wives and kids.

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