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[–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Time for a new 1.2Gb Java TikTok app

And subscriptions

And forced billing

And ORA notification messages

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    The oligarch propaganda machine is preparing to shift into high gear. Larry's son bought CBS and is slated to install Bari Weiss as their news boss. Saw a headline about him also eyeing a purchase of CNN. Keep all of this in mind in the months and years to come when you see material from these sources.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    They’re gonna make everyone download a new app that’s just for Americans so have fun with that. What sort of cool teen is excited about an OracleTok where they replaced Brazilian models with SQL lessons and propaganda chosen by a bunch of old ass fascists?

    Man cannot live off sea shanties alone. We’ve proven that twice now. That’s why the meme went away and 18th century mutinies happened.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That’s why the meme went away and 18th century mutinies happened.

    One can't help but point out that there were no World Wars before sea shanties, and now there are two (soon, 3).

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    May ticktok die a horrendous death.

    Oracle: Old Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

    Guaranteed Oracle will do its best to marginalize 100% of all contributions while maximizing its profits.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    It'll be fun to see how long it takes them to completely destroy the app.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is this part of the actual reason oracles stock has exploded?

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