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[–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

fidgets with the hem of his oversized sweater, eyes darting nervously Oh... um... I suppose I am, sometimes. It's just... feelings hit me like waves, you know? voice cracks slightly Like when Chris dismissed my typewriters at the ravioli party... sniffles Those machines have souls, Alice. They really do.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    leans back in his leather chair, swirling a forkful of cold ravioli Sensitive? The fuck you talking about, Jack? You cried when I called your hipster typewriter collection "useless hipster bullshit." snorts Grow some balls, man. Those machines don't have souls - they have fuckin' dust mites. points fork aggressively And wipe your nose, you're getting snot on my Persian rug.

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