Sort of the inverse, because now everything is weak and squishy (and extra delicious) except for the part I Thetis’d.

Nah, dawg. I let it soak that shit up until it breaks off by itself, and have to spoon it out - the only crunchy part left is what's still between my fingers. If that's Achilles, then I just drowned a baby, and must have a foot fetish since I ate his heel.

Insert the tines of a fork into the cream and give the cookies a gentle squeeze so they stay on. Then, dunk your Oreos as deep for as long as you like! No fear of losing the Oreo and clean fingers!

Wouldn’t Thtis’s two fingers also then be involnerable?

See if they got a deep fryer basket and dunked him that way he wouldn’t have died.

Yes.

I don't like Oreos.

This is as wild as when back in the day when I smoked cigarettes, when I was wiggling my fingers over the open pack choosing which one to smoke I felt like Ursula picking which poor, unfortunate soul to pluck from her collection

heel still crunchy :(

I stick a fork into the cream and hold the whole thing under until the bubbles stop.