Roll for criminal.

Do I look like the kind of guy that would use a bad apiarist?

Robber bees. Hehe that makes me chuckle. Do they have white and black stripes with itty bitty masks?

In the end of the article she mentions asking other beekeepers to keep their bees well fed. What exactly do bees actually eat?

Hive minds are actually pretty smart, collectively.

Where have I seen this episode before?

Woman who robs from bees, robbed by bees.