My Buff Orpington laid this one yesterday. She often lays "oddly" textured ones but this is the weirdest by far.

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Aw, in just a few weeks it'll hatch into a beautiful baby scrotum.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    Lemmy see if i can find some pic i took a few years ago. Gonna edit this comment in a minute.

    Here ya go. This was laid by a fully grown chicken that usually laid completely normal eggs.
    Comparing against my hand this thing was something like 3.5cm long.

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    Reminds me of when we took our boy cat in for neutering. The vet commented that he had a lovely set of plums on him. I said if she liked them she could have them and received an elbow in the ribs from my wife.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There is a backyard chickens sub Incase that interests.

    I had an egg similar to this last week, wasn't sure why, normal before and after but just one egg.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Oh nooooo the eggs have breached Lemmy! 🥲

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I cannot be convinced that that is not Silly Putty.

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    Did they poo out two eggs at once? Whenever my chickens form two eggs at once, they smoosh together and come out like that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is what happens if you eat too much fibre.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No trans people clowning in these comments? I'm disappointed.

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