There's actually a lot of pretty good British food; unfortunately, it's typically quite terrible for you. Like, I'll fight anyone who wants to disparage a sausage roll, but I also understand that some people don't want the food they put in their body to hurt them.

Cottage pie, steak and kidney pudding, bread and butter pudding... all marvellous. And a proper roast or fry up are fit for kings

Not a brit, but steak and chedder pies are delicious. So are scotch eggs.

I had shepards pie at a pub once. Full disclosure I was 13 years old (traveling with family). I thought it was okay as I recall. That’s British, right?

I had British parents so I can confirm.