Super stoked I'll be flying on one in a week and a half. It was nice knowing y'all.

dont you mean landing, or parts of it landing.

“I can’t believe that Ukraine is putting US companies in harms way! Ukraine must disarm and surrender right now to prevent anymore loss of American capital!”

I bet he gets naked, covers himself in vegetable shortening, and jumps head first into an old well, never to be heard from again.

He's probably apologizing profusely to daddy vlad that a Boeing office got in the way of like a hospital or children's school or something.