Pull the lever as the trolley passes the interchange

I pull the lever to initiate the fabled multi-track drift.

Yeah, because why not?

Pulling the lever almost every day, if you know what I mean

When done at the right time, pulling the lever can still derail the trolley

I'd lie on the tracks just to spite you

This is my favorite version. I flip the switch so I know what if feels like, the tactile sensation. Then I go do my own thing and just chill.

I pull the lever to make the universe bend to my will, even for a moment

Yes. It gives me a sense of control.

Easy: I follow the main directive and don't interfere

The chaotic evil pulls the lever when the trolly is at the track interchange just to prove this premise wrong.

I have the choice whether to offer a correction of “affect” to “effect”.

Does pulling the lever teach people the difference between "affect" and "effect"? I'm willing to pull it on the off chance that it does.

I board the trolley

I mean, seeing the track switching mechanism in action might be kinda neat.

You could pull the lever after half of the trolley passed the switch to see it derail.

Does it make a satisfying "ka-chunk" noise? Because in that case, definitely yes.

Yeah, sure. Why not? Sounds like fun.

Click, Clack! I'm a machinist! Woo WOOO!!!!

No matter how insignificant you may feel, the universe would not be the same without you

no *effect

If I pull the lever, I get to watch the trolley follow the curve of the track for longer. This makes me happy.

Am I allowed to get on the track?

Thank you so much for being I believe the only other person to post here besides me!