cross-posted from: https://piefed.ca/post/201692

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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If they're so smart, how come they haven't figured out not to stabd near the giant red laser signalling my 500kg bomb? Checkmate, bug-lover.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Are you talking about the helldiver running towards the 500kg beam or the charger chasing after said helldiver?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Also, if they're so smart, how come they haven't figured out democracy??

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fr! We've been teaching them about it for how many years now and they still haven't gotten it into their thick carapace?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No worries brother. Liberty is a tool of the just! These filthy fascist insects can't even hope to comprehend such a glorious concept! No, let them die to fuel the expansion of our destiny made manifest.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Yes democracy officer, this post right here.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Sound like treasonous talk there mate.

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Who asks that?

    Please report them to their democracy officer

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Any being who stands in the way of Democracy is the enemy, soldier.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Soldier is what you address the geezers in history educational vids.

    We, sir, are Helldivers.

    ...divers, hellD's, botbusters, bugbashers, squidsquishers, BigD's, Diverbois, Hellions, LibertyLovers, and Freedom Fodder are also acceptable

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Frankly I Find the ldea of a Bug that Thinks Offensive!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I am democracy manifest.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Andrew Wiggins enters the chat.

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