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[–] 55 points 1 year ago (12 children)

But why is that even there? Are people really eating only some of the Oreos and then putting the rest away?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, isn't it normal to eat a whole sleeve of Oreos and throw up on your mother's bed?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    My parents would never allow that, but among my excesses in college: pulling all nighters with a package of double stuffed and a 2L bottle of Mountain Dew. Now I feel nauseous even thinking about it, and my heart probably wouldn’t hold out

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Like the "servings" unit for nutritions which lists 2 oreos. In a pack of 15. removed, I'm gonna eat the whole package. It's the rule. You can't just have 2 and then put the pack away. Like, wtf?!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You know what else needs to be banned? A bag of chips having 1.8 servings in it.

    1 sure, 2... ok. But .8 of a serving? Get the fuck out of here.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    Yes but we also witnessed absolute horrors like payment plans for pizza and microtransactions in video games.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    These days there are even some resealable packaging whee the seal doesn't get ripped off or torn when opening the packet. What a time to be alive.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    The ones where the flap still covers 2/3 of the oreos when open?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Kind of like how it took decades for us to figure out to put wheels on luggage. I'm sure there are tons of things waiting to be invented that people will look back on us eventually and wondering what took us so long to figure out something so obvious.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    My guess is wheels would not have helped when everywhere is dirt and cobblestones. Wheels appeared when we needed them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    YBC Noir > Oreos

    (If you ever find yourself in Japan, go into any supermarket and try them - cheaper and nicer-tasting.)

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'll make sure to go to Japan just to try a different version of oreos

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wanna go for their unique KitKat flavors. I guess I can try their Oreos, too, if I ever actually make it there.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    When I was younger I found it stupid they started putting candy in resealable bags. Felt like a waste of plastic.

    I know what you are thinking. "But it falls out if I put the bag in pocket/backpack/whatever-" No. Skill issue. ...Usually.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I was thinking about the many cables for iPhones.

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  • And the invention of the reusable condom.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Let's see AI come up with that! Checkmate!

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  • We watched sodapop bottle companies perfect the easy peel tab on the plastic, and then slowly cheap out until it barley releases one bottle if your lucky.

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