He's most likely medically unfit to serve.

Hopefully on a hospital bed, barely hanging on. Now we just need someone to trip over the power cord.

Well, he's finally found something that can successfully divert our attention from the child rape: his obituary.

Please Donny give us a real Liberation Day

I really don't wish death or bad illness onto anyone, but man! does he make it hard!

I think maybe the only thing worse than Trump as the president is Vance as the president

diversion from his nonfileshareing. Sharing is caring, which he is not.

"I wanna try and get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole."

He was inadvertently relaying what the doctors are telling him.