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I got salmonella from looking at this.
It looks like those devices you put infants in. But it has a blend function
My brain is yelling "AI image!"
Because it is.
Your account is perfect for sarcastic retorts. I imagine someone looking up at your username after reading a particularly cutting remark, and it really twists the knife.
My favourite is offering people my username, because it suits them more.
Damn, that is diabolically exquisite. Here, please take this to aid you in your quest:

Someone, somewhere, who lived through the 70s, would believe this is real and say he remembers them.
Was born in the 70s and have seen an egg salad machine. It's a huge slow stainless steel blender well 3 of them. Don't put an air hose to the tubing thinking you can clean it quicker by blowing it into a box. You will get fired.
It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C'mon folks, it's called vertical integration, let's get with the program ok?
We used to not have AI slop on the internet, especially reposting AI images.
That's why you gotta report em to the community admins boss. I've been doing it constantly when I see slop.
It's just a little joke, if they had photoshopped it together would it be fine?
Yes. Turns out human effort is the key. Who'd've fucking guessed?
(But photoshop uses ai now) I don't give a flying fuck. That's a motte-and-bailey and you fucking know it.
(But... but... but this is a literal straw man) Yep, it sure is. You got something that isn't that lazy-as-shit motte-and-bailey? Hit me with it.
I see you Mitchell, and I know you posted this. With your egg salad smelling breath and your egg salad smelling farts and that egg salad eating grin on your face.



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