Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
ICE agent Barbie. Make sure to drag a dead puppy around with you.
Covid Barbie. Pajama pants, slippers, business casual from the shoulder up. Accessories include hand sanitizer, a dalgona coffee, fresh baked bread, half-done knitting, and a general malaise that is the unmistakable sign of embracing nihilism.
@OrganicMeatbag@sh.itjust.works Zoom Meeting Barbie - dressed for work waist up. Still in stained PJs and slippers waist down. Hair looks good from the front, but back of her head is a rats nest.
Handmaid's Tale barbie
Sovereign Citizen Barbie
Cult follower Barbie
Predatory teacher Barbie
Mid-hazing sorority-pledge Barbie
Mar-a-lago Barbie. Use heat to melt the face into perfection.
Ok maybe im getting off track
Handmaid Barbie
No ‘69420’ prison number? Bummer.
Either centaur Barbie, or "Chest buster" from the Alien franchise Barbie.
Zombie Barbie Alien Barbie, with antennas Lizard Barbie Borg Barbie, with no arms or legs, suspended like the queen Barbie head in a glass box, Headless Barbie who is carrying her own head
Donkey Show Barbie
OF model Barbie.
In the box there's just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.
Micromanaging middle management Barbie.
Workers' Rights Barbie. Put a Che beret on her, blue shirt and pants, and boots.
You should make a kinky Barbie!
PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie
Internet troll Barbie. I'm not sure what she'd look like, but I'm willing to hear ideas.
If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.
Crazy ex-girlfriend Barbie.
Prop knife to slash Ken’s tires, streaky mascara from crying, a bunch of photos of Ken or a necklace with “his” hair in it and make some comments about “his ugly new girlfriend, like what a downgrade”
Also Breaking Bad Barbie - Walter white hazmat gear and pretty pink Barbie makeup/wig.
Nosferatu Barbie. Blonde wig, Bill Skargard's Nosferatu face, Margot Robbie's pink cowboy outfit from The Barbie Movie.
(I might steal this idea for myself tbh)
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