"It's too peopley" is missing.

you forgot these hits:

• Oops! I Did it Again??? (running into things so often that you're constantly finding bruises you don't remember getting)
• Analysis Paralysis
• Justice Sensitivity (it totally helps to live in a fascist state)
• Having Mental Breakdowns Over Trivialities Disorder✨️
  • Hard mode: surprise, PMS too! fuck you loser lol

Had my water bottle in my hand. Suddenly realized my water bottle is not in my hand. Where did it go?

I much prefer the term executive functioning disorder.

Yes but I do have a severe problem with sitting still

btw moving physically is healthy, it essentially stimulates your metabolism and you have fewer disease-causing conditions like obesity later in life.

wanting to move physically is a healthy urge and suppressing it is unhealthy. it's unnatural for people to sit still 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 12 years straight. and people wonder why there's an obesity pandemic today ...

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

You have friends? And they text you back?

5/7 of the things listed are explicitly related to attention and/or hyperactivity

This definitely sounds like AuDHD to me.