Well don't blame the scientists. They measure in meters. It's the journalists trying to make things relatable to readers at a fifth grade level.

Pretty damn sure there is some animal half as big as one of these long dudes

If only we had units to measure the volume and weight of items.

Just take a giraffe and roll it into a ball. About that big.

Just say it's the size of a moose

Americans keep insisting on using anything but the metric system

Well its pretty obvious. its all messurements of a Giraff that are halfed H x W x L