This things can move. The first time I ever saw one torpedo out from under my bed I nearly died of a heart attack.

I like these lil' guys.

I remember mentioning these once and a friend of mine said, “imagine if they were the size of dogs,” and now I always do, and I’d prefer not to.

Fuck these things. God damn prehistoric cosmic horrors of miniature size.

Downright cute compared to these terrors that you get in places like Hawaii: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_subspinipes

I hate those fucking things. I like all animals except them.