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[–] 14 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

To hug the mountain. To envelop that mountain.

https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Spock didn’t catch Kirk in time. He caught him and prevented his death, but Kirk’s head made contact with the rock, knocking him out cold.

    McCoy and Spock spent the entire night watching over Kirk until Enterprise could send a shuttle to retrieve them. The whole time, Kirk was mumbling in his sleep about Spock’s long-lost brother and the center of the galaxy and God.

    Star Trek V was a fever dream.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    no he's actually fucking an entire planet.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Mountains usually have a flared base, which is good, but you might need to work up to something that big. Don't start with a mountain.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    if the mountain didn't want to have sex, why does mountain have so many vagina shaped crevasses?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I see you've seen the works of Jodorowsky, as well.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Why is the goat being harassed by a Vulcan 🖖? Please don't molest the wildlife.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Mount ‘im?! Don’t mind if I do.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Rock, meet the hard place.

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