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[–] 77 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I hate how all-around scammy this is. Who knows what the hell that thing does when plugged in..

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It seems it's a fairly cookie cutter program that wastes an awful lot of bytes and CPU cycles on just emptying your recycle bin, removing "internet clutter," (i.e. clearing your cache and temp files), removing broken shortcuts, twiddling your run-on-startup apps, etc., which are all actions that are not only fabulously unlikely to make your Windows machine perform any faster but are also all things you could do yourself in about thirty seconds.

    I lifted that screenshot from this video, chosen purely on the merits of this guy's hat.

    You can also find plenty of places to download the installer found on the Win Cleaner USB drive (it's just a cheap USB storage stick in a funny shaped housing) and try it yourself... possibly preferably inside a virtual machine.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Ironically, clearing cache will make your Internet browsing slower.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Blast from the past? Windows 8.1?

    oh.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The company is still around. They chose an interesting name for their Mac software. No Linux drive, though. Wonder why

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh come on people!!

    If there was EVER a use case for repurposing a USB stick to make a Linux install USB, it would HAVE to be this one, surely?!

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Compatible with Windows 8.1
    "Blast from the past"

    Come on, my guy. Give me a freaking break.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Windows 8.1 was released in 2013, so yeah, a blast from the past!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I genuinely thought this was a joke way of packaging a Linux distro.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Unlimited use on ONE computer for a YEAR!

    So what happens with the hardware part after a year? 🤔

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    love how its unlimited but limited in every way

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Should archive it and see if someone will do a decompile and analysis on it to see what it actually does.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    I'm betting it looks at things that run-on-startup and more to check if theyr'e not system mandatory turns that off second would probably be erasing temp files, since windows notoriously has temp file deletion, and lastly might (heavy might) delete objects like Downloads that you haven't opened for more than a year or so, assuming you simply forgot those

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Did it just increase the mouse pointer speed?

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  • My guy, that's not unlimited.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    win 8, the past i'd rather forget

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm curious what's on it. I'd guess it's just a storage device with an antivirus and some system cleanup utilities. And enforces it's restriction by storing a timestamp of when it was used.

    I put in a low effort search trying to find out. Saw a couple of YouTube videos that might say, but not in a position to watch those right now. Also found a reddit thread asking the same question but the comments wouldn't load. Gave up at that point.

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