Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

"Lasagnagna"

If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

Depends on how you stack them if it's base to face then yeah, that's just 2 pizzas, but it's its face to face then that's just a round pizza sandwich.

But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

You have two pizze

Life is unfair :3

Cause lassagna is just stacks

Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢