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[–] 89 points 1 year ago (15 children)

According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    takes notes

    So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?

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