In a post on his Truth Social platform, the president said he would “federalize” the city if local authorities failed to address crime, specifically calling for minors as young as 14 to be prosecuted as adults.

So he slept with 14 year olds then

He clearly wants to be able to say that's the age they're treated as adults.

“A few days ago, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in DC,” Musk posted on X. “A @Doge team member saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her. It is time to federalize DC.”

Bull. Shit. Off the charts, pants on fire bullshittery. 0% chance some 19YO DOGE chud challenged 10 dudes to a street fight like some early 90's comic book hero before they got their powers. Nope *1M.

Oh let me guess. Yes another step in the authoritarian playbook.

Trump just threatened to federalize D.C., taking control from local leaders. That’s not just talk. It’s a classic authoritarian move: centralize power, bypass democracy, and push harsh punishment.

This isn’t law and order, it’s a play for control. Wake up.

I wouldn't even be surprised if they got Big Nuts to stage it.

The long game is control. Take over cities one by one, starting with D.C., using fear (crime, unrest) as the excuse. Replace local leaders with loyal ones. Strip states of power. Make it so only the federal government—run by him—calls the shots. No checks. No opposition. Just him in charge, everywhere.

Lordy, that's a good title.

Oh, as an aside, I do believe Trump is in the Epstein files.

He wants to "federalize" a federal district which is already controlled by ...checks notes... Congress.

I'm starting to think Trump might be full of shit.

Every dictatorship gets its Horst Wessel.

In a few years’ time there’ll probably be a military base or warship or something named after Big Balls.

Federalize these nuts. We're not waiting around to find out. If you haven't setup a local meshtastic network for you city, do so. Shits torqued and about to implode. Orangolini's on borrowed time. The People will rise.

I can not believe you fucking assholes let this happen again.

We already went through four years of insane chaos! Hundreds of thousands of people died!! Refrigerator trucks full of corpses because the morgues were full! Why are we Here. Again.

Stupid goddamn motherfucking idiot shit-for-brains bastard fuckwits.

He’s right. There’s a felon at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave who got away with it.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

awesome to know he got his.