I don’t want to be negative about people’s looks, but she looks like she had some terrible plastic surgery. Or had it done when she was younger and it didn’t age well? But her face looks mildly melted.

Well it's either that or bald, charismaless chodes.

She likes to get stung in the lips, by bees?

Did he make her fuck up her one eye because he has the one fucked up eye?