cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/post/161310
"Sink or swim, you're coming with me"
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HANDS ON THE OARS SCALLYWAGS
All cops are boats.
Don't let world leaders see this. They'll sink billions of dollars into this in an effort to prevent boat people from seeking asylum
This deserves 6 seasons and a movie
“How do you get so much done in a day, Rowboatcop?!”
“I skiff lunch.”
Bzzt brrt *foghorn*
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Is the boat part of the body?
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Is he wearing a bikini top?
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"Please provide your fishing license, sir and/or ma'am"
ABAB
“Can you float Bobby?” -Clarence
You should see him feed the ducks 👊
"They're headed for land! We'll never catch them now..." "Incorrect. Look! A canal..."
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