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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

HANDS ON THE OARS SCALLYWAGS

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    All cops are boats.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Don't let world leaders see this. They'll sink billions of dollars into this in an effort to prevent boat people from seeking asylum

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This deserves 6 seasons and a movie

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    “How do you get so much done in a day, Rowboatcop?!”

    “I skiff lunch.”

    Bzzt brrt *foghorn*

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I’d buy that for a dollar!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is the boat part of the body?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is he wearing a bikini top?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "Please provide your fishing license, sir and/or ma'am"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago
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    “Can you float Bobby?” -Clarence

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    You should see him feed the ducks 👊

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    "They're headed for land! We'll never catch them now..." "Incorrect. Look! A canal..."

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lL60NUGrOFw

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "Sink or swim, you're coming with me"

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