Can anyone else not see the image?

Real version: Anon actually did eat all that, but instead of going to the university library, he shit the bed while snuggling with his Sailor Moon pillow.

Not believable, farts follow you.

missing from this retelling is the part where op shit themself in public

One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

be uni student

Studying for finals

neckbeard walks into study room

"I'm just looking for my phone" loudly snickering

He procedes to let rip one of the loudest farts known to man

Leaves while quietly laughing to himself

Wtf.png

This is beyond crop dusting. Might have to call him the bug bomb

Not even a student

Daaamn....

Great fart recipe. 10/10