Just make sure someone instantly takes it (work as a group, so you all know exactly who's grabbing it). Then give them the basket right back. They'll figure it out after the 2-3 run that they need to stop fucking around and get back to their other tables.

Also… they don’t salt the pasta water.

Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Parmesan cheese." What I said was, "Give me all the Parmesan cheese you have."

Dj khaled: another one

Make it snow!

steaming hot cups of milk and sugar without any bitter, nasty coffee

OK, but what about the opposite, like a shot of coldbrew coffee, served almost frozen, with 300 mg of powdered caffeine?

When you open up, can I come?

Also will there be a soft serve station?

Funny how yall seem to like it shredded, I prefer half-transparent thin slices on a fat-fat piece of bread.

I've actually asked and they'll do exactly that. It's apparently policy for them not to ask and to only stop when you tell them. Even if they have those prefilled, hand-crank shredders they use now, they'll just calmly set it down and pickup another, then go back to shredding.

I've been so tempted ever since, every time I'm dragged back there by family/friends/etc. Just to see the looks on their faces.

So you need all the parm to soak up the butter.