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[–] 41 points 1 year ago

Skill issue.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hate leaving the skewer in a burger but I feel like I have no choice because otherwise this happens

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    First panel reminds me of all the burger commercials. The side facing her must just look like 2 buns cus all the stuff’s over here.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I blame lettuce. It almost never adds anything to the experience, and when combined with ketchup, mayo, etc it creates a smooth surface to make the other fillings shoot out when you bite into it.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lettuce done right gives a good and satisfying crunch though!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    IME that’s the exception rather than the rule, and usually it’s just tasteless limp water 😔

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Holdin them buns too softly…

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Tomatoes exist to fall off sandwiches

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I put more force on the grip at the back, seems to help.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    i'd say burgers should be wider, not higher

    but then they'd have a lower filling to bread ration and i don't like that.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Also the idea is that each bite should have all the ingredients, so the limiting factor really just is "how many different things can we fit into an open mouth's height?" Which makes it harder. I am for using thinner, higher-quality patties as a solution, but people wouldn't like that as much as a solution.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    as long as it's juicy, i'm ok with it. sadly too many people think fat = bad

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Bigger should be wider, never taller!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Thanks op for a great laugh in the middle of my snooze. You win today!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Yes, that's what happens when they make the buns too hard. Almost always a problem with bagels as well.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The trick is to hold the buns horizontal while biting, burgers never fall over ever since.

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