That’s a good dad.

We had snails at my last house and I became fascinated, in part because there was suuuuuch a variety of sizes. I'd never seen such adorably teeny tiny snails. You really, really had to study the ground closely to see them. And they'd be right there alongside these behemoths 50x their size. Plus they're so slow and chill that it's hard to be creeped out by them. And they're like little aliens!

I feed my local slugs too! Not intentionally though, the little jerks can’t get enough of my mushrooms and cabbages

Are they implying at the end that they salted the slugs?