We need a house speaker who isn't a pedo defender.

He must have gotten an alert telling him his kid was jacking it and had to rush home to watch...Sorry, I meant to say help...wait no, stop, that's it, stop him.

Getting this in early: Maxwell Ghislaine did not kill herself.

Mike Johnson also a pedophile? Who could have guessed? How many children has he raped?

Maybe or maybe not pedophiles.

But definitely #1 with pedophiles.

Pedophiles defending the pedo in chief

The GOP (Guardians Of Pedophiles) doing their real job: being inhuman shit sucking scum

These are the actions of a guilty party.

Because why would our representatives in government do anything their constituents want? That's literally not the job. The job is to grift and collect corporate donations.

You could smell the stink of desperation on the speaker's face as he was drowning himself in flop sweat but he pulled it off just in time!

I see, again the coldplay concert incident.

It’s funny the larger the web the bigger and harder they fall.

Whatever happened to if you got nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about. That's a lot of extra work for nothing to hide. Honestly, at this point, im shocked they haven't just burned everything and go oops, oh well.

A nation occupied by oligarchs and israel

Nothing to see here, please disperse. Absolutely nothing to see here.

It's funny that they're so frightened when the release of the files will change next-to-no-one's minds.

It's like they don't even understand what bootlicking depths their own cult is in (PROTIP: it's the same bootlicking depths every GOP congresscreature is at)

Gotta make extra time for worshipping the pedophile in charge.

This is how the right deals with things. They block their ears and close their eyes and say "la la la. I don't see anything."

They do the same thing with the climate. "If we don't study it then we don't have to worry about any of the problems it might cause for us!"