These people sound absolutely fucking insane...

"We want to make Americans more prosperous! So we cut minimum wage requirements!"

"If there are less safety requirements at your job, something something, and then you're magically paid more!"

Moron Fox news viewers: "yum yum yum, this sounds delicious and makes all the sense in the world!"

The only thing obsolete is these fucking dinosaurs way of thinking. There is not a hell hot enough for these crooked motherfuckers.

Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

First world country working hard to become third world. Good thing they're proud about fucking over the people

I was gonna make up some bullshit quote of cutting red tape to allow the economy to flourish. Cause from the headline alone, it could easily exist or it would be suitably satirical.
But I read the article...

“The Department of Labor is proud to lead the way by eliminating unnecessary regulations that stifle growth and limit opportunity,” Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer said in a statement, which boasted the “most ambitious proposal to slash red tape of any department across the federal government.”

✅ Slash red tape.
✅ Unnecessary regulations.
✅ ✅ That stifle growth.
✅ ✅ And limit opportunity.

Covers all the points I would have satirically made.

Some of you may die, but think of the 📈 stonks