Student Inside Wake Forest Mascot Feels Costume Taking Over
DALLAS—Trembling with horror as an uncontrollable desire to amuse strangers seized control of his body, Wake Forest University sophomore Bennett Walker reportedly realized Saturday that the Demon Deacon mascot costume he was wearing had begun taking over. “Oh, God, no…please, no, not again I can feel myself becoming jauntier, naughtier, more full of antics,” said & 8230; The post Student Inside Wake Forest Mascot Feels Costume Taking Over appeared first on The Onion .
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