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Devil: WELCOME TO HELL. NAME, PLEASE? Joe: JOE. Devil: WELL, JOE, THERE ARE SEVEN LEVELS OF HELL. SINCE YOUR ONLY SIN WAS CHEATING ON A SCIENCE TEST IN THIRD GRADE... ...THAT MEANS YOU GO TO THE FIRST LEVEL. Joe: WELL, I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE. Devil: THAT'S THE HOTTEST LEVEL, BECAUSE HEAT RISES. YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU STUDIED FOR YOUR TEST, JOE. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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@vicfroh So that's what they meant when they threatened us with things going on our "permanent record."

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