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[–] 21 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

I’m reminded of this classic:

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is ten babies in one trash can. Morbid humor is one baby in ten trash cans.

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  • [–] 9 points 13 hours ago

    Oh, we’re doing dead baby jokes?

    How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends how hard you throw them.

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  • [–] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    I prefer the baby in 2 trash cans because at least it's dead. There's a chance that the one in one trash can is alive and has to suffer longer in the horrible world that put it there.

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago

    Vintage humor is back!

    My favorite crass joke is from Gilbert Gottfried because of just how offensive and stupid it is. Said in the usual way he way he delivers his jokes...

    Q. What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman mouth? A. Einstein dick!

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  • [–] 1 point 12 hours ago

    ITT: comedy has been legalized

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