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[–] 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

When even a corpse will do 😳

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Corpse is better - no annoying conversation while you are trying to eat, and you get to eat their food as well

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    The trick from changing a conversation from annoying to actually interesting is to have a repertoire of questions that will throw the other person completely off, so they actually have to think instead of saying things they said a thousand times before.

    So ask them:

    • In a fight between a Victorian coal miner child, Medieval farm peasant peasant child and an ancient Roman house servant child, who would win?
    • Would the results change if each of the children were given a Whiteclaw and a Redbull?
    • If these three children were put in a Power-Rangers style Mech suit, who would control which body part? (All are still under the influence of the Whiteclaw+Red Bull combo)
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  • [–] 1 point 18 hours ago

    I would prefer to be alive while I have dinner.

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