I gotta side with Emily on this one. She clearly deserves some duck.

You monster

We had a cat who would look at us like this if we didn't let him smell what we were eating.

He wouldn't ever eat people food, even if offered; he just wanted to inspect it.

In clear violation of the Catstitution.

For a second I thought this cat had horns.

Rude!

My cats don't seem to recognize meat as food, and barely care about wet food

Were you also subconsciously triggered to get duck with the talk of a lame duck president?