Think about it, we're all sick of AI and with Jensen Huang accidentally fucking a Chinese honeypot, shit is about to get bad.

AI is going to get so expensive that who can take up spying on every American citizen? Simple, the migrants! They're fleeing horrible conditions in their country, so we give them decent enough conditions.

Have them manning at least like 30 monitors to spy on some guy in a Target parking lot in Des Moise to make sure he isn't thinking about forming a union.

Now I know what you're thinking, what about the economics of this all? Well simple, we won't pay these migrants in money. We pay them in 'resume building experience' so when they leave, they have a shining, glowing resume of how they were watching you absolutely housing down a footlong Subway sandwich in your car next to that smoke shop. Would you NOT hire this migrant?

Also, we make them work 12-16 hour shifts every day and give them a sleeping mat and a sanctioned room in a shipping container with an AC that never turns off so they're nice and cold all the time. IT'S BRILLIANT!

This is simple economics! This is how we save Surveillance Capitalism after the Jensen incident! We bring the humanity back into it! Think of how much better you'll feel knowing you're being watched 24/7 by a human instead of a machine!

You're already satisfied and you want this! This is the best solution to our current problem right now!

Thanks for the gold kind strangers.