Nice twist, I was expecting something along the lines of him taking the ram from the only computer there saying orphans don't need them.

IDK, every time I see a picture of Sam Altman, he looks like he's trying to figure out what you'd be worth if sold you for parts.

Sam: Orphans eating and having families is wasteful. Those resources are better used for AI.

Lmao, true story!

Altman pulling the Jehovah's Witness and telling the children about the lord and savior ChatGPT. Maybe if the children used ChatGPT to find loving parents they too could be saved.

This guy has that mental patient energy.

Altman: "It's terrible people are selling their kids for RAM. They don't need it anyway. I hereby want to adopt all these children!" *creates ad 'want to trade kids for RAM'

Or:

Altman visits orphanage and is willing to adopt all children, after breakthrough technology which enables a coma induced human brain to function as RAM.

Quite terrible