That reminds me of reading Norton AntiVirus’ compendium on all the different viruses it blocks, which include really old ones that no longer exist and did almost nothing.

There was one virus that simply opens NotePad and writes “Adolf Hitler.”

How will I know when it's built up enough of an immunity to take on the big boys? Does it stop letting me download the little ones?

The more trojans you download the more suspicious your firewall becomes though, eventually it will become so jaded it will block all traffic and declare your pc an isolationist state, so be careful.

Pro-er Trip: Microdose your computer with water so that it will be immune to water damage should it ever get drenched.

I imagine all the small viruses fighting off the big virus so they can keep the keylogger running in peace.