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[–] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

When you run out of cash for the crane game: "KHAAAAAAAANNN!!!"

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago

    The dirty on the glass by his mouth makes it look like the doll is breathing

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  • [–] 5 points 14 hours ago

    I have been, and always shall be, unobtainable.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 hours ago

    I have been, and always shall be, impossible to grip and retrieve with the rigged mechanical claw of this Ferengi machine.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    "Arcade.... Out of danger?"

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    No, but if we replace a few more of our games with ticket-diapensers and smartphone crap running on big screens we might be able to stave off bankruptcy for another month.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    Honestly. Going to an arcade is such a disappointment these days. Like you were referring too, most machines are mobile games, ticket dispensers, or gacha, claw game, etc.

    I went to a Round One arcade a couple of weeks ago, and yeah, they had Mario kart, some dance games, some zombie shooters, and stuff, but at least half the space was devoted to Gambling for Minors™️.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago

    I have been, and always shall be, impossible to grip and retrieve with the rigged mechanical claw of this romulan machine.

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