He likes to swat at his angels every now then, and, you know that Satan guy? He didn't fall. He got knocked off the edge of heaven

Turns out the ancient Egyptians were right all along!

I dunno, my cat doesn't like to watch, she likes to go "who the fuck is this bitch on my half of the bed?"

IDK about "indifferent to human suffering." My childhood cats would cuddle with me if I was crying or if I got hurt. I remember falling off a swing one time, crying, the cat came to me then ran off to get my mother....

That also explains the angels.

Makes sense.

Exploding kittens if you want a show with similar concept.

People who let their pets in the room while they have sex are fucking weird

That would kind of explain a lot. Including the sadistic impulses.