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[–] [S] 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It's the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮‍💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We're flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying "NO"❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻‍🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We're lining up 🧑🏾‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏽‍🤝‍🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿‍⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Goddammit these make me chuckle

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    Hokusai has waited two hundred years for this monent

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    This is actually my painting but I never get credit for it. (My troll post for the day)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    So apparently, in actual Japanese...

    Blue Tsunami

    青い津波 (kanji)

    あおいつなみ (hirigana)

    アオイツナミ (katakana)

    aoi tsunami (romaji)

    ...

    Which would be prounounced aloud fairly close to "owie tsunami".

    Ah - oh - ee

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Should have Drumpf on one of those boats shitting his pants

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Antifa gonna come in through the windows at night and trans you in your sleep 🥷

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  • hokUSAi! hokUSAi! hokUSAi!

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