“If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?”

– a professional racist

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[–] 44 points 3 days ago (15 children)

Yes, NICE will kick down your door in the middle of the night bearing baklava and armed with shish kebabs. It will be a real PITA for Anglo-Americans and terror will reign among hummous.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Got me daydreaming about a career as a NICE agent, cruising around an unmarked luxury SUV with a ski mask on just giving people rides and passing out snacks

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  • [–] 30 points 3 days ago

    “If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?”

    She's so close. Just think a moment more on that. Why do you think God took power away from you?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago

    Forgive me, I know El-Sayed’s victory over Mike Rogers in Michigan has been extremely difficult for Islamophobes and anti-Arab racists to come to terms with, particularly since it comes hot on the heels of Zohran Mamdani’s Muslim takeover of New York. So I would like to send everyone mourning the midterms my thoughts and sharia prayers.

    Poor old Loomer, in particular, seems in need of prayers at this time; she is having a very public crisis of faith.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    Oh man, I could use a shawarma right about now

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