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[–] 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

More hot pocket per hot pocket

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    “Here at Aperture Science, we dare to ask the big questions. We noticed our employees eating Hot Pockets so we bought the company. Now we have Hot Pockets the size of Coney Island hoagies with regular-sized Hot Pockets inside. It’s our way of saying how much we care.

    We also irradiated them in the lab to see what would happen. So if you eat one, there is a very slight chance you might start glowing in the dark.”

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 days ago

    Sorry about the multiple posts I guess the Internet saw the recursion and wanted to post it a bunch

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago

    We need to go deeper

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    Turtles all the way down

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Malcovich? Malcovich Malcovich, Malcovich Malcovich Malcovich, Malcovich!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Like a regular-sized pizza topped with Bagel Bites

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Next should be Hot Pockets filled with Ice Cubes. Either the frozen water version or the rapper/actor guy is acceptable, I'm not picky.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    This is how we achieve fusion. Only way to get that high of temp in an enclosed space

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago
    [–] 2 points 11 hours ago

    Recursive pockets

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