Truly one of the shitposts of this community. I got nothing else to say.

My friends a few months made memes mocking the alpha male type posts that have a lion by adding text that relates to actual lion behavior that competes with the "alpha male" aura they want. For example, mine was, "sleep 15 hours a day."

I just had a dream I was stuck to the ceiling lol

The last sentence makes this a true shit post

Hit yourself in the face with a hammer

...oh, wait

no more wiping

I've started steaming my arse hole instead. Feels way fresher.

You had me until no more wiping.

Quit pooping altogether! It's stinky and you don't need to do it 👍

I didn’t know stinkbro vampires were a thing

I've got 4 and 6 covered.

I'm only aware of one of these items being an actual thing posted online in incel circles...and it ain't waking up at 1AM, animal abuse, or physically impossible....🤢

Tate brothers be like:

seems a little extreme