Damn, imagine chickening out before TACO.

So we had Romney, Cruz, Christie, Rubio... All humiliated by Trump. Now add Musk to the list. It's amazing how weak all the right wingers are. They all fold immediately before Trump. Trump is a baby, all other dictators laugh at him. Yet in US is the alpha politician. Amazing.

In addictions and recovery culture .... this is known as a hangover and regret

Chronic abuser comes off bender, realizes he fucked up, begs for his main lady to take him back, promises this will never happen again.

Can some be more completely cucked? This dude somehow seems to find new levels of pathetic every day.

Someone probably reminded his dumb ass that he's also in the Epstein files.

He must have realized that apart from tech bros, there is not a single person in the world that likes him including his father and his step mother who also happens to be his step sister.

It was the ketamine talking.

What a sniveling little bitch

Elon Cuck

MACO?

Peter Thiel is pretty powerful for telling Musk to apologize.

It looks like someone had a good ol' classic "Come to Jesus meeting" in the Oval Office.

What a show that must have been, huh? Who was there? What did they say? You know HitlerPig took a breather after a while, and let the others beat up on him, while he sat back, entertained. That's his move, we saw it with Zelensky.

Maybe let the head of each department give a report on what their agency is doing to attack some arm of his empire. DoJ talks about investigating his drug use, Defense wants to take Starlink, NASA or the Space Force wants Space X, then Pakled Holman and Canine Killer Barbi drop the big immigration bomb at the finish.

By the end he'd be giving HitlerPig a big sloppy knob job in front of the crowd while Epstein films it ( oh, yeah, he's still around, he always brings the girls, or whatever).

To be clear, he only wrote that he regretted posting them. He didn't say they weren't true. The key takeaway here to remember is that Trump is DEFINITELY in the Epstein files.

fucking coward

What an amazing example of sunk cost fallacy. Fucking idiot.

Unless of course he managed to sink Trump.

In which case he'd be smug as fuck about it.

Republicans have no balls. All of these losers bend over to accept Trump's cock in the end like the little sluts they are. They have no respect for themselves, this country, or anything. Fuck all of these guys.

Sigh. So we're not rid of him yet?

"Uh, hi. My name is Elon. I'm a, uh, uhhh, a simp."