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SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance. (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I mean, you're not wrong

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    depends. the russians are listening in the oceans (for submarines and infrastructure) and the lifeguards are using cams (sometimes with AI) to detect emergencies quicker. inside pools without windows could work tho.

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    • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    what happened with doing it in the sauna?

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    • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Completely irrelevant but the SLPT had me thinking it was "Salt Lake Police Titties." You're whalecum, carry on.

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    • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I would go so far as to say that this might be a LPT without the S.

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like someone has seen Bad Boys 2...

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