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[–] 95 points 1 year ago

Critical support for comrade food poisoning rat salute

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  • [–] 66 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I sincerely hope he shits out his liver.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hope the poisoning takes a turn for the worst

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Food poisoning suffers Netanyahu. Let's hope it can pull through.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Look, I’ve had food poisoning. That shit sucked harder than a black fucking hole, and it’s a horrible thing. I do hope it recovers from its Netanyahu infection, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago

    Pussy, it's just food poisoning. People are getting shot and hurt while still trying to get food.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago

    "I can't go on trial for my corruption charges, I have food poisoning"

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Shame it wasn't lead poisoning.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Only three? 😒

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Oh, I do hope it's serious

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Do better next time!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I really hope it was from someone shitting in his cornflakes.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How do you let your chief of governemnt get food poisoning?

    That must have been intentional, either by interior or exterior enemies.

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